A funny story about an old friend of mine. Maybe, it is only a joke for us. 2011 07 29 溫在春

A funny story about an old friend of mine. Maybe, it is only a joke for us. 2011 07 29
I dislike any pet. This is my personality. But I can tell you a funny story about an old friend of mine. My friend was a retired worker. After he retired, his life has had a big change. Because he has 4 dogs. Everyday, he sleeps, walks and climbs the mountain with his dogs. He is very happy and looks like a young man now. Although he is more than 65 years old, but he does not show his age. I ask him why he is so happy and why he has dogs and not wife. He told me he has the following ten reasons:
1. The later I come home the more excited my dogs are to see me. 我愈晚回家牠越興奮
2. Dogs don’t mind if I call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if I leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents have never visited me.
5. Dogs agree with me that I have to raise my voice to get my point across. 我提高嗓子強烈表態,牠也不反感
6. I have never had to wait for a dog; but they’re always ready for me to go out of door 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find I am amusing when I am drunk.
8. A dog will not wake me up at night and to ask, ‘If I died, would you get another dog?’
9.If a dog smells another dog on me, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
And last, but the most important: 最後,但很重要:
If a dog leaves me, it won’t take half of my property.

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